The Babysitter Raised Me

Oh life’s so great in todays world.

This is the life of MEN (and if you don’t meet these requirements, you lack manhood)

We all just want to wake up, brush our teeth, eat some pancakes, kiss our families and walk out that door with our crispy suits; then come home tired and go to bed (call this our weekdays). On weekends, we get with our friends and it’s football time.

The life of the new world is truly great, so great it comes with these same awesome routines for the rest of our lives.

We’re born,

Go to school ( …get them PhD’s, become Doctors, Lawyers…)

Get married

Have kids and tell them suckers to do the same.

Wake up everyday and do the same everyday.

This is the life of WOMEN (and if you don’t meet these requirements, you’re oppressed)

They all want to wake up, brush their teeth, eat a yogurt then weight themselves, kiss their families and walk out that door with that crispy irresistible I-so-wanna-bang-you dress; then come home tired and go to bed (call this their weekdays). On weekends they go to their book clubs or have guests to gossip about the new topic.

The life of the new world is truly great, so great it comes with these same awesome routines for the rest of their lives.

They’re born

Go to school ( …get em PhD’s and slap their husbands with it, become doctors, Lawyers, etc… )

Get married

Have kids and tell them suckers to do the same.

Wake up everyday and do the same everyday.

While going to school, MAN and WOMAN are most likely to meet… hence they will start talking about the future and their dream houses and type of seeds they want to plant, and decide how and in what plantation to grow these seeds. They will maintain a healthy birth-controlled relationship for some years living a public vegetarian lifestyle (aww they will be such a Brady-perfect-Bunch couple).

After getting his degrees (in his 30’s), MAN will start planting his seeds, wasting no time. WOMAN (in her 30’s, late 20’s) will take a semester off of her master or doctorate program to take care of the seeds in the soil, just to get back once the seeds starts flourishing. Of-course that is if WOMAN hadn’t master-planned ahead: to let the seeds be planted in winter so they will flourish during the summer so she won’t have to take a semester off (mwahahahah eeeevil). After seeds are around and flourishing, the bucket of water will be given to some money-desperate girl to garden them.

All of this so “MAN and WOMAN will wake up, brush their teeth, eat pancakes and or yogurts then weight themselves, kiss their families and walk out that door with that crispy suit or that irresistible I-so-wanna-bang-you dress (on their weekdays). On their weekends they will watch their games or go to their book clubs or have guests to gossip about the new topics. And sometimes (just sometimes) they decide to spend the whole day gardening their flourishing seeds, and that day it will be an accomplishment. Until then, all hail to the babysitters for raising an entire generation.

Well this is just a one man’s words.

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